So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35? » 1/24/15 5:54pm Saturday 5:54pm

Just don't forget about all those selfish college athletes who want to ruin the entire experience by demanding some form of compensation, and were they to be paid, would obviously bring the whole system crashing down. Jimbo's going to have to lay some law down on those kids, teach them that the glory of the game is… » 12/17/14 8:27pm 12/17/14 8:27pm

My worst game coming out flat was the Bucs game in 2012. Thursday night football, I know I have to do well because of all the activism stuff and we're in prime time. Had a great week of practice, a rock solid pregame warmup, and we're playing indoors. I was ready to crush the ball. » 12/11/14 3:36pm 12/11/14 3:36pm

And what happens when some bright, enterprising person, starts putting those boxes together because it leads to greater profit in the now? Say, for example, pattern recognition, coupled with predictive analysis of buying habits, sutured on top of a network database that feeds back an Internet's worth of consumers in… » 11/14/14 8:06pm 11/14/14 8:06pm

Was at a local bar in the town I grew up in (and where my parents still live) for my bachelor party with my high school buddies. Three Captain and Cokes, two car bombs, and two shots of tequila later, I wasn't feeling so hot. I was right at that tipping point, where you know if you can just sit for about fifteen… » 10/16/14 4:23pm 10/16/14 4:23pm

The dragons all live happily for the three days it takes you to make it back to civilization, tell other people that dragons exist, and that they're on a remote island. At the end of the third day, a horde of assholes descends on the island and kills/enslaves the entire population of dragons. Congratulations. You've… » 10/05/14 11:12am 10/05/14 11:12am