This post is bad and you should feel bad for writing it. I mean, heavens forbid we should judge a kid based on his athletic ability and not some asinine standard that's arbitrarily based on societal norms from a time when people thought segregation and hitting women was a good thing. "Because coach said so" is exactly… » 2/28/14 7:31pm 2/28/14 7:31pm

Eh, I always liked the big inflatable toilet. I mean, yeah, you could hear rats running around beneath the bleachers when we went to punt there during the week, it may have collapsed on its own a time or two, but you knew that Morton Andersen was always gonna be perfect on field goals there. » 2/23/14 2:10pm 2/23/14 2:10pm

Why Deadspin Sucks, By NFL Free Agent Chris Kluwe

Some people are fans of the website Deadspin. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the website Deadspin. This 2013 website preview is for those in the latter group. You can read last year's preview here. » 9/06/13 12:00pm 9/06/13 12:00pm

"They Won't Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster": Chris Kluwe…

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo has spoken out in favor of a Maryland ballot initiative that would legalize gay marriage. Yahoo has published a letter that Maryland state delegate Emmett C. Burns Jr. wrote last week to Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti, urging him to "inhibit such expressions from your… » 9/07/12 2:00pm 9/07/12 2:00pm